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Edward
X. Young Best Horror Film Reviews, Monster Movies, Film Criticism, Ed X.
Young
Scary Movie Reviews by
Edward X. Young
--originally
published for www.pumpkinfestival.com,
reviews are the property of Edward X. Young and exyoung.com
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Are
you looking for a really scary movie that will rivet you to your
seat and make your hair stand on end? Check out these
spooky selections from Edward X. Young. These reviews were
originally published for the Pumpkin Festival website for The
Keene Sentinel. It is now offered as an ongoing feature of
exyoung.com and will be updated regularly. Please check back
often for the latest horror picks and feel free to add your
comments and suggestions. Please keep in mind that
some of his favorite fright films are not for the squeamish or the
faint of heart. Check out the MPAA rating before renting to
find out whether the film is appropriate for you or your family
members. Enjoy!.
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2003
Horror-Scopes by Edward X. Young
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NINTH GATE (1999) by
Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
Legendary director,
Roman Polanski, who first achieved international fame in 1968 with
the release of ROSEMARY’S
BABY that gave birth to the genre of the "Satanic Cult
Horror Film,"
returns
to his cinematic roots with THE
NINTH GATE. Polanski's fourth feature to explore
organized occult conspiracies follows the trail of an unscrupulous
rare book dealer (Johnny Depp), hired by a mysterious collector
(Frank Langella), to locate the last remaining copy of a Mediaeval
text. This pursuit opens the doorway to a world of ubiquitous
Devil worshippers, who murderously seek the same tome to use as a
catalyst to launch the Apocalypse.
Viewers should prepare themselves for a totally unexpected
ending that will leave some outraged, but will be found funny by
fans familiar with the director's twisted sense of humor.
Polanski’s wife, the hauntingly beautiful Emmanuelle Seigner
nearly steals the show as an enigmatic, but quite literal,
"Hell's Angel" in a Faustian tale that is frightening,
sexy and fun. |
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THE
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) by Edward X. Young,
EXYoung.com
“Who will survive
and what will be left of them?” screamed the ad campaign for the
movie that turned the humble power tool into a weapon of mass
destruction and ruined the reputation of the Lone Star State.
When
director Tobe Hooper’s bloodbath ripped up movie screens in
1974, New York Daily News film critic Rex Reed called it “even
more frightening than NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.”
Using sledgehammers, meat hooks, and chainsaws, a clan of
cannibalistic cowboy cretins led by Leatherface (Gunnar Hansen)
kills and dismembers every lost city slicker foolhardy enough to
mosey on by asking for directions.
Three sequels and a current big budget remake cannot hold a
candle to the low-budget high-splatter original, as the cheap grainy
film quality and amateur acting give THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
the verisimilitude of a snuff movie.
Once you’ve seen this cautionary tale, you’ll never
pick up a hitchhiker or eat head cheese again! |
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AMERICAN
PSYCHO (2000) by
Ed Young, exyoung.com
The ultra-violent
novel by author Bret Easton Ellis (Less Than Zero) was so violently protested by feminist groups
that most retailers, although supportive of the author's First
Amendment rights, were cowed into avoiding prominent display
of
the book in most stores. When trade papers announced that
Leonardo DiCaprio, anxious to shed his heartthrob stereotype from Titanic,
had signed to play the lead character in the film, the same
women’s organizations targeted the actor, who bailed out of the
project to be replaced by Christian Bale. Critical defenders
hailed the story of a yuppie serial killer, who vents his
homicidal rage against women and the poor, comparing it to Mary
Shelley's Frankenstein,
inasmuch as it presents a monster for its time.
Like the Frankenstein
monster, AMERICAN PSYCHO has refused to stay dead. Rent it now to
see why it holds the distinction of being one of the most
provocative thrillers to hit the screens in recent years. |
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CARNIVAL
OF SOULS (1962) by
Ed X. Young, EXYoung.com (Ellen R. Young's pick)
Some
great horror films hit you head-on with shock effects that make
you jump out of your seat. But
the really great ones sneak up behind you, crawl under your skin,
and slip into your subconscious to assault you in your dreams.
It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of!
The
sole survivor of a car accident that claims the lives of all her
friends finds herself trapped between the realms of the living and
the dead. Pursued by
spectral figures that rise from murky depths, the young church
organist flees to an abandoned lakefront pavilion only to discover
that no matter how far she runs she cannot hide.
At the carnival in progress, she has already been chosen
Belle of the Ball. Viewers should avoid the 1998 color remake of
CARNIVAL OF SOULS! The
original 1962 black and white version is the movie that will make
you wake up screaming. |
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NIGHT
OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)
Ed X. Young's Favorite Horror Movie
News Bulletin: A
NASA space probe returns from Venus, infects the Earth with an
extraterrestrial virus, and causes corpses to rise again as
homicidal ghouls driven by a hunger for living flesh! “They
won’t stay dead!” Brutally
minimalist, this masterpiece of the macabre pulls no punches and
violates every social taboo.
Dead
brother, Johnny, eats his sister alive!
Zombie child devours her parents! Racial tensions flare!
Accept no substitutes! The1990 color remake and the 1998
reedited version, pale in comparison to the original NIGHT OF THE
LIVING DEAD, the Greatest Horror Movie of All Time. This 1968 cult
classic, shot on a shoestring budget on grainy black and white
film stock that looks so much like old newsreel footage that to
avert real public panic, during its first late night TV broadcast
in 1972, concerned New York City TV station managers repeatedly
flashed the warning: “This is only a dramatization!”
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RETURN
OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985) by
Ed Young, EXYoung.com
In this Generation
X zombie spoof, disaffected punk rockers gate-crash a cemetery for
a midnight mosh party. Spike-haired siren, Trash (Linnea
Quigley), entertains the boys in the band with a strip tease on a
mausoleum rooftop.
Declaring her desire to die by dismemberment at the hands
of filthy old men, she has no idea how soon her fondest dreams
will be fulfilled. The
newly resurrected and hungry dead are already clawing at the lids
of their coffins. When
postmortem Trash returns as a hip-swinging horror, she’s the
sexiest zombie to ever stalk the Earth.
Agile ghouls run rampant screaming for “More live
brains!” It’s the
only fix that can take away the pain of being dead.
And you just can’t stop them!
Even if you chop them up, the zombie pieces come crawling
after you. You’ll
die laughing when the Pentagon comes to the rescue for an
over-the-top apocalyptic ending. |
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THE
EXORCIST (1973) by
Edward Young, EXYoung.com
It delivers a
wallop, because it effectively exploits deeply rooted religious
fears. Particularly
disturbing to Catholics, this ecumenical thriller still has
something to share the beejeezus out of practitioners of every
faith. The first
horror film to be nominated for an Oscar® for Best Picture of the
Year, it is a true classic of the
genre.
Young actress Linda Blair rose to overnight fame (and
life-long type casting) in the role of a preteen girl, who
playfully dabbles with the occult and subsequently becomes
possessed by the Devil. Before
you can spin your head around backwards, the sweet young thing is
levitating over her bed, spewing projectile green vomit, doing
terrible things with crucifixes, and hurling priests out her
bedroom window. If you
knew that author of THE EXORCIST, William Peter Blatty, insists
that his story is based on a true case, you wouldn’t be laughing
anymore. It’s time
to throw out that Ouija Board! |
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DRACULA
(1931) by
Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
When actor Bela
Lugosi emerges from the dark shadows and cobwebs at the top of the
winding staircase, peers menacingly into the camera lens and
announces in his deep, rich Hungarian accent, “I am Dracula,”
he
delivers his line like a gospel proclamation.
Lugosi dominates the film and so perfectly embodies the
role of the blood-sucking vampire count that he sets the standard
and establishes a cultural icon that no other actor (with the
possible exception of Christopher Lee) could usurp.
Seven decades later, the stagy theatrics of the supporting
cast members in the original DRACULA look painfully dated; but
Lugosi’s transcendental performance remains as vibrantly undead
as ever. When you see
DRACULA, the first great talkie monster movie, there is no mystery
why Lugosi became an overnight sensation as the Transylvanian
count and the original king of Universal Studio’s famous horror
series. Although the
actor died in 1956 and was buried swathed in his Dracula cape,
Lugosi’s creation is immortal.
Dracula lives! |
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HANNIBAL
(2001)
by Ed X Young,
EXYoung.com
Anthony Hopkins
again takes the lead in this sequel to the Oscar®-winning horror
classic, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
But the real star of this most sanguine installment in the
ongoing cinematic saga of Hannibal “the Cannibal” Lecter is
the diabolically brilliant Italian special effects coordinator,
Daniel Acon, who takes high-tech gore effects to what might be
considered a new high or low, depending
on
your threshold for nausea. The
centerpiece of this banquet of bloodletting comes when Acon goes
over the top and you see the meddling federal agent (Ray Liotta)
lose the top of his head. You’ll
be picking your brains wondering how technical wizard Acon made it
look like Hopkins was really picking the still-conscious
Liotta’s brains! You
better not eat a full meal beforehand, because when you behold the
full smorgasbord of Acon’s sickening specialties, you’ll need
at least two barf bags! The
favorite fright film of animal rights activists, HANNIBAL is
guaranteed to turn a percentage of its audience into die-hard
vegetarians. Bon appétit! |
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THE
OTHERS (2001) by
Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
In this haunted
house horror, Nicole Kidman is so hauntingly beautiful, you’ll
have to conclude that her then husband, Tom Cruise, had bats in
his belfry to have filed for divorce following this production.
Perhaps the pretty boy couldn’t take the threat to his
fragile ego, as he watched his wife's talents fully bloom in her
role as Grace, a single mother desperately fighting to save her
children from “the others”
hiding in the shadows of her darkened mansion.
This supernatural thriller harkens back to the cinematic
style of Alfred Hitchcock, who placed more faith in the
frightening potential of mounting suspense, as opposed to the
visceral. Afterwards,
when you hear that thing that goes bump in the night, you will
jump out of bed screaming. But when Kidman’s performance in THE
OTHERS earned her a Golden Globe® nomination in the same year she
garnered yet another Golden Globe® and an Oscar® nod for MOULIN
ROUGE, Cruise must have been so spooked that he ran screaming to
his attorney's office. This
story will haunt your dreams as much as Nicole’s beauty haunts
your fantasies. |
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RED
PLANET (2000) by
Ed X. Young, EXYoung.com
Authenticity was
the objective in this imaginative and terrifying view of the first
manned trip to Mars. Because
there have been so many science fiction movies
about
interplanetary space travel, the filmmakers concluded that the
best way to achieve originality was to instead strive for
"science fact." With
that ambitious goal in mind, the director, Anthony Hoffman,
committed months of pre-production to technical research at NASA's
Johnson Space Center in Houston Texas. More than 900 visual
effects were used and scientific data was meticulously analyzed in
order to calculate what things would actually sound like in deep
space and on the planet Mars, where the atmosphere that transmits
sound waves differs vastly from that of Earth. Experts estimate
that an actual manned flight to Mars may lie as far as 50 years in
the future. So if you
don't think you can wait, rent RED PLANET; and you'll get a good
idea of what horrors to expect. |
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BLACK CAT (1934) by
Ed X. Young, EXYoung.com, (William J. Watkins Jr.'s top pick)
As boxing
ring announcer Michael Buffer would say: "Let's get ready to
Rumble!" Bela Lugosi (DRACULA) and Boris Karloff
(FRANKENSTEIN) square off for a movie monster grudge match. Two
Titans of Terror go toe-to-toe in a "no holds barred"
title bout to determine the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of
Hollywood Horror. The Crown is at stake; and no one is pulling any
punches. Hjalmar
Poelzig
(Karloff) and Dr. Vitus Verdegast (Lugosi) have a bone to pick.
After satanic cult leader Poelzig (a character based on real-life
devil-worshipper Aliester Crowley) imprisons Verdegast in a
dungeon and leaves him for dead, he sacrifices Verdegast's wife in
a black mass ritual and turns the daughter into a zombie love
slave. (This one drove Hollywood censors crazy!) Once free,
Verdegast ventures to Budapest to Poelzig's creepy custom-designed
castle, built over the mass graves of ten thousand war dead.
Hell-bent on vengeance, Verdegast vows to destroy the cult and
skin Poelzig alive -- literally!
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| THE
SHINING (1980) by
Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
Little Danny Torrance
(Danny Lloyd) takes a shining to some ghostly playmates when the
dynamics of his dysfunctional family prove scarier than any
specter. Alcoholic Dad
(Jack Nicholson) suppresses a sadistic undercurrent and turns
beastly
when he hits the bottle. Simpering enabler Mom (Shelly
Duval) sweeps the truth under the rug. THE SHINING is so
shocking, because the sinister subtext strikes many moviegoers so
close to the heart. (It sure reminds me of my childhood!)
Secluded and snowbound in an off-season ski resort with a
supernatural secret, the all too "All-American Family"
gets cabin fever. As pressures inexorably approach critical
mass, Dad decides it's time to "correct" the situation
and starts sharpening the axe. Based on the best-selling
novel by the Master of Modern Horror, Steven King, and
meticulously directed by the late, great Stanley Kubrick, this
masterpiece of audience manipulation sucks the viewer into a
claustrophobic vortex that is heightened in intensity by Wendy
Carlos' unforgettably haunting musical score. |
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THING (1951) by
Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com (Joe Sullivan's favorite horror)
In Hollywood's
first (and arguably still the most frightening) science fiction
film to feature a flying saucer, scientists at a remote Air Force
outpost in the Arctic Circle
uncover and unwittingly thaw out an apocalyptic alien threat.
In 1951, THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD delivered the extra
menace mandated by movie fans at the height of the Cold War, when
the Famous Monsters of Filmland (Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummy, and
Wolfman) started looking too warm and fuzzy next to the looming
and real threat of Mutually Assured Destruction. In the terrifying
titular role, actor James Arness (who went on to play Marshall
Matt Dillon on GUNSMOKE) is an extra terrestrial with attitude.
Arness’ ET ain’t phoning home. He’s moving in and
taking over. When
audiences witnessed Arness (years before he was slinging guns on
his TV western series) abducting Air Force officers to string them
upside-down and drain them of their lifeblood, shocked moviegoers
dove under their seats to duck and cover. |
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THING (1982) by
Ed X. Young, EXYoung.com
Rarely is a remake
as good as the original. But when director John Carpenter
(HALLOWEEN) was hired to re-shoot a color version of the black and
white 1951 genre classic, he wisely choose to avoid redux and
instead make a reverent reexamination of the theme. Adhering
more closely to the source material of the science fiction novel,
"Who Goes There," by John W. Campbell, the new
"thing" is a
shape-shifting
alien apocalyptic threat accidentally unleashed after millenniums
under the Antarctic ice. Breaking bloody ground with shockingly
original and spectacular special visual effects, Carpenter
succeeds in sustaining the suspense by tapping into the paranoid
pulse of a new generation with a monster that kills like a
contagion, by infesting the victims' bloodstream and insidiously
eating them up. The stark
backdrop of snow and ice extending as far as the eye can see,
provide the perfect contrast for the gore and grizzle, as nothing
seems quite so shocking and simultaneously beautiful as the color
red splattered upon a field of white.
Really effective horror films tap into repressed dread.
Whereas THE THING of 1951 exploited society's lingering fear that
it had no protection from nuclear annihilation, THE THING of 1982
preys upon the terror of contracting an annihilating
disease if there isn't adequate protection. |
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FELICIA’S
JOURNEY (1999) Movie
review by Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
Considering there
is little on-screen violence and not one single drop of blood, Felicia's
Journey may stand as the strangest serial killer movie ever
made. Viewers, however, should not be fooled into thinking they
will be in for an easy ride, as director, Atom Egoyan, conjures up
new levels of terror through the exploration of the workings of
the mind of a psychopath.
Instead, through a study of lost innocence and redemption,
Egoyan reveals the soul of a child that resides within a monster;
and he makes us reckon with the potential monster that may reside
within us all. This
modern horror story was the sleeper hit of the 1999 New York Film
Festival, where it earned a standing ovation from the audience at
Lincoln Center. Often
compared to Alfred Hitchcock, Egoyan is an original stylist, who
delivers the kind of movie that will keep you lying awake in bed
all night after you've seen it.
So who needs gory shock effects? |
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THE
SKULLS (2000) Film
review by Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
For over 170 years,
there has existed in America, on one particular Ivy League campus,
a fraternity unlike any other. It is so exclusive in its
recruitment that it can boast, as members, among many of the
social elite, a past Supreme Court justice, many high ranking
officials in the CIA, and three U.S. Presidents.
Cabalistic
in design and enshrouded in secrecy, it has spawned rumors so
numerous that its legend can rival the UFO conjecture surrounding
Air Force Area 51. Conspiracy theories abound on the Internet.
Wild speculation on the activities of this collegiate brotherhood
include accusations of espionage, blackmail, ritualistic sexual
depravity, narcotics smuggling, assassinations, Satan worship,
grave robbery, necrophilia, human sacrifice, and a plan for global
political domination through a New World Order. In the fact-based,
but fictionalized thriller, THE SKULLS, the filmmakers firmly grasp these suppositions; and
then carry them out to the most outrageous possible conclusions. |
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HOLLOW
MAN (2000) by
film critic Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
Mind-boggling
visual effects highlight this science-fiction thriller starring
Kevin Bacon as a government scientist driven mad with power after
discovering the secret of invisibility. So ambitious was the
project, when screenwriter Andrew W. Marlowe (End
of Days) first wrote the script, he included special
effects that were not yet possible.
But director and scientist Paul Verhoeven, who had
experience in the science fiction genre (Starship
Troopers, Total Recall, Robocop),
had
scientific knowledge enabling him to fully exploit the potential
of the newly developed special effects technology. The biggest
challenge was to cinematically realize the process of making actor
Kevin Bacon gradually turn invisible layer by layer, as his skin,
muscular system, internal organs, and skeleton vanish. Research
conducted by Sony Pictures Imageworks involved observations of
actual autopsies in order to make the computer software necessary
to generate an accurate and gruesome 3-D moving image of a
disappearing man. |
| ROSEMARY'S
BABY (1968) by
movie critic Edward X. Young, EXYoung.com
Only Director Roman
Polanski could turn life’s most blessed event into such an
accursed abomination. Expectant parents, Guy and Rosemary
Woodhouse (John Cassavetes and Mia Farrow), sign a lease for a
Manhattan apartment with a Central Park view that most New Yorkers
would sell their souls for. Soon
all hell breaks loose -- literally. The newlyweds’ delightful
expectations spiral into a
frightful
abyss. Polanski preyed
upon a base-level fear, exploiting the instinctual maternal need
to protect new life, when he wove his labyrinthine Oscar®-nominated
screenplay based on the Ira Levin’s best-seller.
Ruth Gordon won the Oscar® for Best Supporting Actress for
her offbeat performance as Minnie Castavet, the sweet little old
lady next door, who just happens to be a witch and enjoys
conducting occult rituals and human sacrifices in her kitchen when
she’s not watching afternoon soap operas. The sight of
Satan-worshipping stark naked senior citizens will make you
queasier than morning sickness. |
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